*..+*****
Endless Plains of Grassy Pastures
Obvious exits: -N -E -S -W
An orc warrior enters from the north.
< 18h/158H 60v/114V Pos: standing >
^..+..***
...+M****
...+@****
*..+*****
**.+****.
Endless Plains of Grassy Pastures
Obvious exits: -N -E -S -W
Puddles of fresh blood cover the ground.
A well trained barbarian mercenary has been hired to guard the countryside from evil.
An orc warrior enters from the north.
A barbarian mercenary suddenly attacks an orc warrior!
A barbarian mercenary's fine punch hits an orc warrior.
An orc warrior is dead! R.I.P.
The last gasps of an orc warrior cause a sickening chill to run up your spine.
An orc warrior stops following you.
< 18h/158H 61v/114V Pos: standing >
.+M**
.+@**
.+***
A Small Forest with Thick Underbrush
Obvious exits: -N -E -S -W
< 18h/158H 61v/114V Pos: standing >
.+***
.+@**
*+***
A Small Forest with Thick Underbrush
Obvious exits: -N -E -S -W
< 18h/158H 61v/114V Pos: standing >
.+***
*+@**
M+G**
A Small Forest with Thick Underbrush
Obvious exits: -N -E -S -W
< 18h/158H 62v/114V Pos: standing >
*+***
M+@**
*+***
A Small Forest with Thick Underbrush
Obvious exits: -N -E -S -W
The corpse of an Orc is lying here.
The corpse of a deadly nightmare is lying here.
The corpse of an orc warrior is lying here.
A warhammer with a sturdy-looking steel head lies here.
A large two-handed sword has been left here.
[10] A small bandage rests upon the ground here.
[2] A large wooden torch has been discarded here.
A steel long sword has been left here.
A steel short sword lies discarded here.
A long steel sword is here in the dirt.
A steel dagger about a foot in length lies here.
A steel dagger has been tossed aside here.
The guildhall of (_/Eye of Odin\_) is here.
< 18h/158H 63v/114V Pos: standing >
< 19h/158H 69v/114V Pos: standing >
You say 'Githzerai is a doodie'
< 21h/158H 75v/114V Pos: standing >
You say 'A DOODIE'
< 22h/158H 82v/114V Pos: standing >
You shout 'yoooo hoooo'
< 23h/158H 90v/114V Pos: standing >
*+***
M+@**
*+***
A Small Forest with Thick Underbrush
Obvious exits: -N -E -S -W
The corpse of an Orc is lying here.
The corpse of a deadly nightmare is lying here.
The corpse of an orc warrior is lying here.
A warhammer with a sturdy-looking steel head lies here.
A large two-handed sword has been left here.
[10] A small bandage rests upon the ground here.
[2] A large wooden torch has been discarded here.
A steel long sword has been left here.
A steel short sword lies discarded here.
A long steel sword is here in the dirt.
A steel dagger about a foot in length lies here.
A steel dagger has been tossed aside here.
The guildhall of (_/Eye of Odin\_) is here.
< 24h/158H 92v/114V Pos: standing >
You say 'I'm going to dominate the pvp list.'
< 25h/158H 99v/114V Pos: standing >
You detach from reality for a moment, pondering.
< 30h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You can't carry any more.
< 30h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You do not seem to have the 'dagger'.
< 31h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You are carrying: (13/11)
a bag made from sewn skunk skin
a thin leather belt
a hard leather cloak
a small round wooden shield
a pair of studded leather sleeves
a pair of brown leather gloves
a pair of studded leather boots
a pair of studded leather leggings
a bronze skull cap
a suit of spiked leather armor
a large two-handed sword
a large two-handed sword
a steel warhammer
< 31h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You drop a bag made from sewn skunk skin.
You drop a thin leather belt.
You drop a hard leather cloak.
You drop a small round wooden shield.
You drop a pair of studded leather sleeves.
You drop a pair of brown leather gloves.
You drop a pair of studded leather boots.
You drop a pair of studded leather leggings.
You drop a bronze skull cap.
You drop a suit of spiked leather armor.
You drop a large two-handed sword.
You drop a large two-handed sword.
You drop a steel warhammer.
< 32h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
A bag made from sewn skunk skin crumbles to dust and blows away.
A thin leather belt crumbles to dust and blows away.
A hard leather cloak crumbles to dust and blows away.
A small round wooden shield crumbles to dust and blows away.
A pair of studded leather sleeves crumbles to dust and blows away.
A pair of brown leather gloves crumbles to dust and blows away.
A pair of studded leather boots crumbles to dust and blows away.
A pair of studded leather leggings crumbles to dust and blows away.
A bronze skull cap crumbles to dust and blows away.
A suit of spiked leather armor crumbles to dust and blows away.
< 32h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
A slender fishing pole crumbles to dust and blows away.
< 32h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You get a steel dagger.
< 32h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You wield a steel dagger.
< 32h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
*+***
*+@**
*+***
A Small Forest with Thick Underbrush
Obvious exits: -N -E -S -W
A large two-handed sword has been left here.
The corpse of an Orc is lying here.
The corpse of a deadly nightmare is lying here.
The corpse of an orc warrior is lying here.
[2] A warhammer with a sturdy-looking steel head lies here.
[2] A large two-handed sword has been left here.
[15] A small bandage rests upon the ground here.
[2] A large wooden torch has been discarded here.
A steel long sword has been left here.
A steel short sword lies discarded here.
A long steel sword is here in the dirt.
A steel dagger has been tossed aside here.
The guildhall of (_/Eye of Odin\_) is here.
< 32h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
< 33h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
The sun hangs low on the southern sky.
< 34h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
*+***
*+@**
*+***
A Small Forest with Thick Underbrush
Obvious exits: -N -E -S -W
A large two-handed sword has been left here.
The corpse of an Orc is lying here.
The corpse of a deadly nightmare is lying here.
The corpse of an orc warrior is lying here.
[2] A warhammer with a sturdy-looking steel head lies here.
[2] A large two-handed sword has been left here.
[15] A small bandage rests upon the ground here.
[2] A large wooden torch has been discarded here.
A steel long sword has been left here.
A steel short sword lies discarded here.
A long steel sword is here in the dirt.
A steel dagger has been tossed aside here.
The guildhall of (_/Eye of Odin\_) is here.
< 34h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You don't seem to see 'barbarian' here.
< 37h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
The snow is coming down faster now.
< 37h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You don't seem to see 'barbarian' here.
< 37h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You don't seem to see 'barbarian' here.
< 37h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You don't seem to see 'barbarian' here.
< 37h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You don't seem to see 'barbarian' here.
< 37h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You don't seem to see 'barbarian' here.
< 38h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You don't seem to see 'barbarian' here.
< 38h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You don't seem to see 'barbarian' here.
< 38h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You don't seem to see 'barbarian' here.
< 38h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You don't seem to see 'barbarian' here.
< 38h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You don't seem to see 'barbarian' here.
< 38h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You don't seem to see 'barbarian' here.
< 38h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You say 'Where's a pile of horse shit when you need it?'
< 39h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
*+***
*+@**
*+***
A Small Forest with Thick Underbrush
Obvious exits: -N -E -S -W
A large two-handed sword has been left here.
The corpse of an Orc is lying here.
The corpse of a deadly nightmare is lying here.
The corpse of an orc warrior is lying here.
[2] A warhammer with a sturdy-looking steel head lies here.
[2] A large two-handed sword has been left here.
[15] A small bandage rests upon the ground here.
[2] A large wooden torch has been discarded here.
A steel long sword has been left here.
A steel short sword lies discarded here.
A long steel sword is here in the dirt.
A steel dagger has been tossed aside here.
The guildhall of (_/Eye of Odin\_) is here.
< 40h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*
< 40h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You say 'guess I'll have to throw a dagger'
< 42h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You say 'I AM TALKING TO MYSELF.'
< 44h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You say 'omg'
< 44h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You say 'I've turned into Yzar.'
< 46h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You cry to yourself.
< 48h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You say 'hrmmm, have to change the laundry. Someone come kill me so everyone can see how utterly lame you are.'
< 55h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You say 'or you can diddle my taint while I'm afk'
< 60h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You announce that you are going away from keyboard for a few moments.
< 60h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
Autosaving...
< 61h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
The sun starts to set in the south.
< 64h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
Shadows stretch across the land as the sun limps towards the horizon.
< 79h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
The sun vanishes behind the southern horizon.
< 94h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You say 'annnnnnd back...'
< 96h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You say 'did my smelly taint scare you away?'
< 98h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You smell yourself under the armpits, and nearly pass out.
< 98h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
< 100h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
*+***
M+@**
*+***
A Small Forest with Thick Underbrush
Obvious exits: -N -E -S -W
A large two-handed sword has been left here.
The corpse of an Orc is lying here.
The corpse of a deadly nightmare is lying here.
The corpse of an orc warrior is lying here.
[2] A warhammer with a sturdy-looking steel head lies here.
[2] A large two-handed sword has been left here.
[15] A small bandage rests upon the ground here.
[2] A large wooden torch has been discarded here.
A steel long sword has been left here.
A steel short sword lies discarded here.
A long steel sword is here in the dirt.
A steel dagger has been tossed aside here.
The guildhall of (_/Eye of Odin\_) is here.
< 100h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
Someone slowly fades out of existence.
< 103h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You say 'hi'
< 104h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You say 'hi'
< 104h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You say 'hi'
< 104h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You say 'hi'
< 104h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You say 'hi'
< 104h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You say 'hi'
< 104h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You say 'hi'
< 104h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You say 'hi'
< 104h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You say 'you suck anal warts.'
< 105h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
A cheltite toddler enters from the west.
< 108h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
The night has begun.
< 109h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You cannot do that while riding! Try trample instead.
< 109h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
The snow is coming down faster now.
< 110h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
*+***
*+@**
*M***
A Small Forest with Thick Underbrush
Obvious exits: -N -E -S -W
A large two-handed sword has been left here.
The corpse of an Orc is lying here.
The corpse of a deadly nightmare is lying here.
The corpse of an orc warrior is lying here.
[2] A warhammer with a sturdy-looking steel head lies here.
[2] A large two-handed sword has been left here.
[15] A small bandage rests upon the ground here.
[2] A large wooden torch has been discarded here.
A steel long sword has been left here.
A steel short sword lies discarded here.
A long steel sword is here in the dirt.
A steel dagger has been tossed aside here.
The guildhall of (_/Eye of Odin\_) is here.
Darting around mischeviously, a young toddler plays here.(Gold Aura)
< 110h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
A cheltite toddler leaves east.
< 111h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
Ok.
< 113h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
Ok.
Uh oh. They don't seem to have agreed with that last order.
< 113h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
*M***
*+@M*
*+***
A Small Forest with Thick Underbrush
Obvious exits: -N -E -S -W
A large two-handed sword has been left here.
The corpse of an Orc is lying here.
The corpse of a deadly nightmare is lying here.
The corpse of an orc warrior is lying here.
[2] A warhammer with a sturdy-looking steel head lies here.
[2] A large two-handed sword has been left here.
[15] A small bandage rests upon the ground here.
[2] A large wooden torch has been discarded here.
A steel long sword has been left here.
A steel short sword lies discarded here.
A long steel sword is here in the dirt.
A steel dagger has been tossed aside here.
The guildhall of (_/Eye of Odin\_) is here.
< 114h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
Ok.
< 115h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
Ok.
< 116h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
*+***
*+@M*
*+***
A Small Forest with Thick Underbrush
Obvious exits: -N -E -S -W
A large two-handed sword has been left here.
The corpse of an Orc is lying here.
The corpse of a deadly nightmare is lying here.
The corpse of an orc warrior is lying here.
[2] A warhammer with a sturdy-looking steel head lies here.
[2] A large two-handed sword has been left here.
[15] A small bandage rests upon the ground here.
[2] A large wooden torch has been discarded here.
A steel long sword has been left here.
A steel short sword lies discarded here.
A long steel sword is here in the dirt.
A steel dagger has been tossed aside here.
The guildhall of (_/Eye of Odin\_) is here.
< 117h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
< 117h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
A large swamp rat snaps into visibility.
< 118h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
A large swamp rat completes his spell...
A large swamp rat utters the word 'grzzs'
< 118h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You nod.
A large swamp rat starts casting an offensive spell.
< 118h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
Ok.
A deadly nightmare suddenly attacks a large swamp rat!
A deadly nightmare misses a large swamp rat.
< 119h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
A large swamp rat completes his spell...
A large swamp rat utters the word 'sleep'
< 119h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
A cheltite toddler enters from the east.
< 119h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
A large swamp rat starts casting an offensive spell.
< 119h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
A large swamp rat completes his spell...
A large swamp rat utters the word 'sleep'
You feel very sleepy ..... Zzzzzz!
The world starts spinning, and your ears are ringing!
Huh? What!? You find yourself laying on the ground!
You wake up.
< 119h/158H 114v/114V Pos: on your ass >
A deadly nightmare dodges a large swamp rat's attack.
A deadly nightmare dodges a large swamp rat's attack.
A large swamp rat dodges a deadly nightmare's attack.
Sorry, you can't do that while laying around.
< 120h/158H 114v/114V Pos: on your ass >
A large swamp rat looks at you.
< 120h/158H 114v/114V Pos: on your ass >
You manage to unsteadily get to your feet.
< 120h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You're too stunned to contemplate that!
< 120h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You are already awake...
A large swamp rat attempts to flee.
A large swamp rat leaves north.
< 120h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
Kick who?
< 121h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
Kick who?
< 121h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
Autosaving...
Kick who?
< 121h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
The world stops spinning.
Kick who?
< 121h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
Kick who?
< 121h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
Kick who?
< 121h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
Kick who?
< 121h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
Kick who?
< 121h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
Kick who?
< 121h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
Kick who?
< 121h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
Kick who?
< 121h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
Kick who?
< 121h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
Kick who?
< 121h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
Kick who?
< 121h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
Kick who?
< 121h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
Kick who?
< 121h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
Kick who?
< 121h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
*+M**
*+@**
*+***
A Small Forest with Thick Underbrush
Obvious exits: -N -E -S -W
A large two-handed sword has been left here.
The corpse of an Orc is lying here.
The corpse of a deadly nightmare is lying here.
The corpse of an orc warrior is lying here.
[2] A warhammer with a sturdy-looking steel head lies here.
[2] A large two-handed sword has been left here.
[15] A small bandage rests upon the ground here.
[2] A large wooden torch has been discarded here.
A steel long sword has been left here.
A steel short sword lies discarded here.
A long steel sword is here in the dirt.
A steel dagger has been tossed aside here.
The guildhall of (_/Eye of Odin\_) is here.
Darting around mischeviously, a young toddler plays here.(Gold Aura)
A deadly nightmare stands here, red eyes glowing hotly. (minion) (Red Aura)
< 121h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
You say 'you suck'
A large swamp rat starts casting an offensive spell called 'sleep'.
< 122h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
A large swamp rat completes his spell...
A large swamp rat utters the word 'grzzs'
< 122h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
A large swamp rat ducks, and your foot flies a mile high.
You feel unholy power coursing through your limbs!
< 122h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
< T: Analbumcover TP: sta TC: small wounds E: a large swamp rat sta EP: excellent >
A large swamp rat starts casting an offensive spell.
< 122h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
< T: Analbumcover TP: sta TC: small wounds E: a large swamp rat sta EP: excellent >
A large swamp rat completes his spell...
A large swamp rat utters the word 'sleep'
You miss a large swamp rat.
< 122h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
< T: Analbumcover TP: sta TC: small wounds E: a large swamp rat sta EP: excellent >
A large swamp rat shrugs helplessly.
< 122h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
< T: Analbumcover TP: sta TC: small wounds E: a large swamp rat sta EP: excellent >
You parry a large swamp rat's lunge at you.
You dodge a large swamp rat's vicious attack.
< 122h/158H 114v/114V Pos: standing >
< T: Analbumcover TP: sta TC: small wounds E: a large swamp rat sta EP: excellent >
Bashing without a shield is tough, but you try anyway...
As a large swamp rat avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground.
< 122h/158H 114v/114V Pos: on your ass >
< T: Analbumcover TP: ass TC: small wounds E: a large swamp rat sta EP: excellent >
A large swamp rat dodges your futile attack.
< 122h/158H 114v/114V Pos: on your ass >
< T: Analbumcover TP: ass TC: small wounds E: a large swamp rat sta EP: excellent >
A cheltite toddler leaves north.
< 122h/158H 114v/114V Pos: on your ass >
< T: Analbumcover TP: ass TC: small wounds E: a large swamp rat sta EP: excellent >
A deadly nightmare suddenly attacks a large swamp rat!
A deadly nightmare misses a large swamp rat.
A large swamp rat starts casting an offensive spell.
< 122h/158H 114v/114V Pos: on your ass >
< T: Analbumcover TP: ass TC: small wounds E: a large swamp rat sta EP: excellent >
A large swamp rat completes his spell...
A large swamp rat utters the word 'agsplnuahz'
Ghostly hands appear before you, close around your neck and begin to squeeze!
-=[You gasp for air as a pair of ghostly hands tighten around your throat!]=-
OUCH! That really did HURT!
< 96h/158H 114v/114V Pos: on your ass >
< T: Analbumcover TP: ass TC: few wounds E: a large swamp rat sta EP: excellent >
-=[You gasp for air as a pair of ghostly hands tighten around your throat!]=-
OUCH! That really did HURT!
< 61h/158H 114v/114V Pos: on your ass >
< T: Analbumcover TP: ass TC: nasty wounds E: a large swamp rat sta EP: excellent >
-=[You gasp for air as a pair of ghostly hands tighten around your throat!]=-
YIKES! Another hit like that, and you've had it!!
A large swamp rat misses you.
A large swamp rat misses you.
< 25h/158H 114v/114V Pos: on your ass >
< T: Analbumcover TP: ass TC:pretty hurt E: a large swamp rat sta EP: excellent >
A large swamp rat starts casting an offensive spell.
< 25h/158H 114v/114V Pos: on your ass >
< T: Analbumcover TP: ass TC:pretty hurt E: a large swamp rat sta EP: excellent >
You miss a large swamp rat.
< 25h/158H 114v/114V Pos: on your ass >
< T: Analbumcover TP: ass TC:pretty hurt E: a large swamp rat sta EP: excellent >
A deadly nightmare misses a large swamp rat.
< 25h/158H 114v/114V Pos: on your ass >
< T: Analbumcover TP: ass TC:pretty hurt E: a large swamp rat sta EP: excellent >
A large swamp rat completes his spell...
A large swamp rat utters the word 'asphyxiate'
Ghostly hands appear before you, close around your neck and begin to squeeze!
-=[You gasp for air as a pair of ghostly hands tighten around your throat!]=-
Your steel dagger was completely destroyed by the massive blow!