The death of [56 Swordsman] Porkula (Minotaur)

in Mock Combat Chamber

from the perspective of [56 Swordsman] Porkula (Minotaur)


Mock Combat Chamber
Obvious exits: -W
Fresh blood splatters cover the area.
A gnoby piece of wood, perhaps a small mace, lies here.
A steel long sword has been left here.
A steel short sword lies discarded here.
A steel dagger has been tossed aside here.
A two-handed sword, nearly six feet in length, lies here.
A stout cudgel carved from oak wood lies here.
[2] A large wooden torch has been discarded here.
[2] A small raven totem lies here.
[2] A small limestone totem lies here.
[2] A small ivory totem lies here.
A large stone warhammer has been dropped here.
[2] A warhammer with a sturdy-looking steel head lies here.
A sparring warrior battles another minotaur.
A sparring warrior battles another minotaur.
A training warrior practices in mock combat.

< 1h/1389H 160v/176V Pos: standing >
Mock Combat Chamber
Obvious exits: -W
A gnoby piece of wood, perhaps a small mace, lies here.
A steel long sword has been left here.
A steel short sword lies discarded here.
A steel dagger has been tossed aside here.
A two-handed sword, nearly six feet in length, lies here.
A stout cudgel carved from oak wood lies here.
[2] A large wooden torch has been discarded here.
[2] A small raven totem lies here.
[2] A small limestone totem lies here.
[2] A small ivory totem lies here.
A large stone warhammer has been dropped here.
[2] A warhammer with a sturdy-looking steel head lies here.
A sparring warrior battles another minotaur.
A sparring warrior battles another minotaur.
A training warrior practices in mock combat.

< 11h/1389H 176v/176V Pos: standing >
A War Room
Obvious exits: -E -S -W
A few drops of fresh blood are scattered around the area.
Ackum, the master warrior, is here.
Ackum worships you, and crawls at your feet.

< 11h/1389H 175v/176V Pos: standing >
A Narrow Corridor
Obvious exits: -N -S

< 12h/1389H 174v/176V Pos: standing >
Before a Narrow Staircase
Obvious exits: -N -U

< 12h/1389H 173v/176V Pos: standing >
A Narrow Staircase
Obvious exits: -W -D

< 12h/1389H 174v/176V Pos: standing >
Before the Warrior Brigade
Obvious exits: -N -E -S -W
Fresh blood covers everything in the area.
A Revenant (large) (HardCore) Leader of Waiting For Pwipe stands in mid-air here.
An impenetrable globe of darkness floats near a Revenant's head.
An agitated commoner walks the road.
An agitated commoner walks the road.

< 12h/1389H 174v/176V Pos: standing >
You clap your small hands together.

< 13h/1389H 176v/176V Pos: standing >
You smile happily.

< 13h/1389H 176v/176V Pos: standing >
A faint hum can be heard from the mystical longsword of Volo the Traveler carried by a Revenant.

< 13h/1389H 176v/176V Pos: standing >
A Revenant starts casting a spell.

< 13h/1389H 176v/176V Pos: standing >
A Revenant completes his spell...
A Revenant utters the words 'baraeafg sfahzqhuai'

< 14h/1389H 176v/176V Pos: standing >
A Revenant starts casting a spell.

< 14h/1389H 176v/176V Pos: standing >
An agitated minotaur leaves north.

< 14h/1389H 176v/176V Pos: standing >
A Revenant completes his spell...
A Revenant utters the words 'yzffun sfzquguai'

< 15h/1389H 176v/176V Pos: standing >
A Narrow Staircase
Obvious exits: -W -D
Puddles of fresh blood cover the ground.

< 15h/1389H 175v/176V Pos: standing >
Before the Warrior Brigade
Obvious exits: -N -E -S -W
A few drops of fresh blood are scattered around the area.
An agitated commoner walks the road.

< 16h/1389H 174v/176V Pos: standing >
A Narrow Staircase
Obvious exits: -W -D
Fresh blood covers everything in the area.
A Revenant (large) (HardCore) Leader of Waiting For Pwipe stands in mid-air here.
An impenetrable globe of darkness floats near a Revenant's head.

< 16h/1389H 173v/176V Pos: standing >
Before a Narrow Staircase
Obvious exits: -N -U
A few drops of fresh blood are scattered around the area.

< 16h/1389H 173v/176V Pos: standing >
A Narrow Corridor
Obvious exits: -N -S
Puddles of fresh blood cover the ground.

< 17h/1389H 173v/176V Pos: standing >
A War Room
Obvious exits: -E -S -W
Fresh blood covers everything in the area.
Ackum, the master warrior, is here.

< 17h/1389H 174v/176V Pos: standing >
A War Room
Obvious exits: -E -S -W
Fresh blood covers everything in the area.
A Revenant (large) (HardCore) Leader of Waiting For Pwipe stands in mid-air here.
An impenetrable globe of darkness floats near a Revenant's head.
Ackum, the master warrior, is here.

< 17h/1389H 176v/176V Pos: standing >
A Large Armory
Obvious exits: -E
Fresh blood splatters cover the area.
A small, red-hot forging furnace has been set up here. (humming)
Micheral inspects one of his blades.

< 18h/1389H 175v/176V Pos: standing >
A Large Armory
Obvious exits: -E
Fresh blood splatters cover the area.
A small, red-hot forging furnace has been set up here. (humming)
Micheral inspects one of his blades.

< 18h/1389H 175v/176V Pos: standing >
A Large Armory
Obvious exits: -E
Fresh blood splatters cover the area.
A small, red-hot forging furnace has been set up here. (humming)
A Revenant (large) (HardCore) Leader of Waiting For Pwipe stands in mid-air here.
An impenetrable globe of darkness floats near a Revenant's head.
Micheral inspects one of his blades.

< 18h/1389H 175v/176V Pos: standing >
A War Room
Obvious exits: -E -S -W
Fresh blood splatters cover the area.
Ackum, the master warrior, is here.

< 18h/1389H 174v/176V Pos: standing >
Mock Combat Chamber
Obvious exits: -W
Fresh blood covers everything in the area.
A gnoby piece of wood, perhaps a small mace, lies here.
A steel long sword has been left here.
A steel short sword lies discarded here.
A steel dagger has been tossed aside here.
A two-handed sword, nearly six feet in length, lies here.
A stout cudgel carved from oak wood lies here.
[2] A large wooden torch has been discarded here.
[2] A small raven totem lies here.
[2] A small limestone totem lies here.
[2] A small ivory totem lies here.
A large stone warhammer has been dropped here.
[2] A warhammer with a sturdy-looking steel head lies here.
A sparring warrior battles another minotaur.
A sparring warrior battles another minotaur.
A training warrior practices in mock combat.

< 18h/1389H 173v/176V Pos: standing >
Mock Combat Chamber
Obvious exits: -W
Fresh blood covers everything in the area.
A gnoby piece of wood, perhaps a small mace, lies here.
A steel long sword has been left here.
A steel short sword lies discarded here.
A steel dagger has been tossed aside here.
A two-handed sword, nearly six feet in length, lies here.
A stout cudgel carved from oak wood lies here.
[2] A large wooden torch has been discarded here.
[2] A small raven totem lies here.
[2] A small limestone totem lies here.
[2] A small ivory totem lies here.
A large stone warhammer has been dropped here.
[2] A warhammer with a sturdy-looking steel head lies here.
A sparring warrior battles another minotaur.
A sparring warrior battles another minotaur.
A training warrior practices in mock combat.

< 19h/1389H 175v/176V Pos: standing >
Mock Combat Chamber
Obvious exits: -W
Fresh blood covers everything in the area.
A gnoby piece of wood, perhaps a small mace, lies here.
A steel long sword has been left here.
A steel short sword lies discarded here.
A steel dagger has been tossed aside here.
A two-handed sword, nearly six feet in length, lies here.
A stout cudgel carved from oak wood lies here.
[2] A large wooden torch has been discarded here.
[2] A small raven totem lies here.
[2] A small limestone totem lies here.
[2] A small ivory totem lies here.
A large stone warhammer has been dropped here.
[2] A warhammer with a sturdy-looking steel head lies here.
A sparring warrior battles another minotaur.
A sparring warrior battles another minotaur.
A training warrior practices in mock combat.

< 19h/1389H 176v/176V Pos: standing >
Mock Combat Chamber
Obvious exits: -W
Fresh blood covers everything in the area.
A gnoby piece of wood, perhaps a small mace, lies here.
A steel long sword has been left here.
A steel short sword lies discarded here.
A steel dagger has been tossed aside here.
A two-handed sword, nearly six feet in length, lies here.
A stout cudgel carved from oak wood lies here.
[2] A large wooden torch has been discarded here.
[2] A small raven totem lies here.
[2] A small limestone totem lies here.
[2] A small ivory totem lies here.
A large stone warhammer has been dropped here.
[2] A warhammer with a sturdy-looking steel head lies here.
A sparring warrior battles another minotaur.
A sparring warrior battles another minotaur.
A training warrior practices in mock combat.

< 19h/1389H 176v/176V Pos: standing >
Mock Combat Chamber
Obvious exits: -W
Fresh blood covers everything in the area.
A gnoby piece of wood, perhaps a small mace, lies here.
A steel long sword has been left here.
A steel short sword lies discarded here.
A steel dagger has been tossed aside here.
A two-handed sword, nearly six feet in length, lies here.
A stout cudgel carved from oak wood lies here.
[2] A large wooden torch has been discarded here.
[2] A small raven totem lies here.
[2] A small limestone totem lies here.
[2] A small ivory totem lies here.
A large stone warhammer has been dropped here.
[2] A warhammer with a sturdy-looking steel head lies here.
A sparring warrior battles another minotaur.
A sparring warrior battles another minotaur.
A training warrior practices in mock combat.

< 20h/1389H 176v/176V Pos: standing >
Mock Combat Chamber
Obvious exits: -W
Fresh blood covers everything in the area.
A gnoby piece of wood, perhaps a small mace, lies here.
A steel long sword has been left here.
A steel short sword lies discarded here.
A steel dagger has been tossed aside here.
A two-handed sword, nearly six feet in length, lies here.
A stout cudgel carved from oak wood lies here.
[2] A large wooden torch has been discarded here.
[2] A small raven totem lies here.
[2] A small limestone totem lies here.
[2] A small ivory totem lies here.
A large stone warhammer has been dropped here.
[2] A warhammer with a sturdy-looking steel head lies here.
A sparring warrior battles another minotaur.
A sparring warrior battles another minotaur.
A training warrior practices in mock combat.

< 20h/1389H 176v/176V Pos: standing >
Mock Combat Chamber
Obvious exits: -W
Fresh blood covers everything in the area.
A gnoby piece of wood, perhaps a small mace, lies here.
A steel long sword has been left here.
A steel short sword lies discarded here.
A steel dagger has been tossed aside here.
A two-handed sword, nearly six feet in length, lies here.
A stout cudgel carved from oak wood lies here.
[2] A large wooden torch has been discarded here.
[2] A small raven totem lies here.
[2] A small limestone totem lies here.
[2] A small ivory totem lies here.
A large stone warhammer has been dropped here.
[2] A warhammer with a sturdy-looking steel head lies here.
A Revenant (large) (HardCore) Leader of Waiting For Pwipe stands in mid-air here.
An impenetrable globe of darkness floats near a Revenant's head.
A sparring warrior battles another minotaur.
A sparring warrior battles another minotaur.
A training warrior practices in mock combat.

< 20h/1389H 176v/176V Pos: standing >
A War Room
Obvious exits: -E -S -W
Fresh blood covers everything in the area.
Ackum, the master warrior, is here.

< 20h/1389H 175v/176V Pos: standing >
Mock Combat Chamber
Obvious exits: -W
A few drops of fresh blood are scattered around the area.
A gnoby piece of wood, perhaps a small mace, lies here.
A steel long sword has been left here.
A steel short sword lies discarded here.
A steel dagger has been tossed aside here.
A two-handed sword, nearly six feet in length, lies here.
A stout cudgel carved from oak wood lies here.
[2] A large wooden torch has been discarded here.
[2] A small raven totem lies here.
[2] A small limestone totem lies here.
[2] A small ivory totem lies here.
A large stone warhammer has been dropped here.
[2] A warhammer with a sturdy-looking steel head lies here.
A Revenant (large) (HardCore) Leader of Waiting For Pwipe stands in mid-air here.
An impenetrable globe of darkness floats near a Revenant's head.
A sparring warrior battles another minotaur.
A sparring warrior battles another minotaur.
A training warrior practices in mock combat.

< 20h/1389H 174v/176V Pos: standing >
Pardon?

< 20h/1389H 175v/176V Pos: standing >
You nog.

< 20h/1389H 175v/176V Pos: standing >
A Revenant tries to bodyslam you but merely bounces off your huge girth.

< 21h/1389H 176v/176V Pos: standing >
You throw back your head and cackle with insane glee!

< 22h/1389H 176v/176V Pos: standing >
You say in common 'GET U SOME'

< 22h/1389H 176v/176V Pos: standing >
Your wiggle your bottom.

< 22h/1389H 176v/176V Pos: standing >
A Revenant clambers to his feet.

< 23h/1389H 176v/176V Pos: standing >
A Revenant says 'enmarhe'
A Revenant whispers 'enlarge' to cloak of the stalker...
A Revenant grows to about twice his normal size!

< 23h/1389H 176v/176V Pos: standing >
In his haste to slam you around, a Revenant slips and falls!

< 23h/1389H 176v/176V Pos: standing >
You stick your tongue out at a Revenant.

< 25h/1389H 176v/176V Pos: standing >
A Revenant rises to his feet.

< 25h/1389H 176v/176V Pos: standing >
A Revenant says 'pesfosmapce istuet'

< 25h/1389H 176v/176V Pos: standing >
You say in common 'hahaha'
A Revenant suddenly looks a bit dumb, and madly slams _YOU_!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

< 23h/1389H 176v/176V Pos: on your ass >
< T: Porkula TP: ass TC: awful E: A Revenant sta EP: excellent >
 -=[You attack a Revenant.]=- [0 hits]
Your vision spins into darkness as your head falls towards the ground.