The death of [20 Monk] Golichat (Orc)

in The Inn of the Shady Grove

from the perspective of [20 Monk] Golichat (Orc)


The Inn of the Shady Grove
   The small and simple room here is decorated with a variety of
plants and pieces of furniture.  The room is constructed from stone
and mortar.  The room glows an erie yellow from the large candles
which burn on the counter along the west wall.  A hallway can be
seen just beyond the counter where visitors have taken some time
off.  There are exits leading into the House of the Poor and the
Bar of the Dancing Flame.
Obvious exits: -East -South
An orc anti-paladin surveys the area for intruders.
An orcish guard stands here patrolling.

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An orc anti-paladin starts casting a spell.

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An orc anti-paladin completes his spell...
An orc anti-paladin utters the word 'paxtzuguai'
An orc anti-paladin's pupils rapidly dilate until almost no iris is visible.

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< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You are carrying: (0/11)
Nothing.

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< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
An orc anti-paladin starts casting a spell.

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An orc anti-paladin completes his spell...
An orc anti-paladin utters the words 'yufz xabrae'

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Nibafk has entered the game.

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You chuckle politely.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 's'up'

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You say in orc 'lol sup kurtis'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'the hell'

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You say in orc 'nada.. gonna be real quiet arund here'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'since when did you start calling me Kurtis :P'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'REAL quiet for a while'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'what's up Tim!'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You chuckle politely.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'lol hi'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'y'all get looted in crl?'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You nod.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'yup'

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Shoulders tingling, you gently drop back to the ground.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'laz is going to hawaii for a week'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'i considered staging a comeback right after noz lost his shit'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'so yeah.. GONNA BE REAL quiet for a bit '

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'then thought to myself lohrr would just delete my shit again'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'well now is your chance :P'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'so said fuck it'

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You say in orc 'can show who the real ap is! lol'

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You chuckle politely.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'the changes make lil dif to me'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'i only used armor spell anyhow :P'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'i personally believe ac is fucking'

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You say in orc 'us'

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Nibafk says in orc 'it's like this'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'yeah but it's not just the spells.. ac is calclated diff to'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'dodge parry dodge block block block parry dodge block'

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Nibafk says in orc 'get it? :)'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'the first 100 untill zero is 1:1 then it's like 2:1 after that'

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Nibafk says in orc 'yeah i saw'

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Autosaving...

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You say in orc 'my set dropped from -750 to -400 without spells'

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An orc anti-paladin starts casting a spell.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
An orc anti-paladin completes his spell...
An orc anti-paladin utters the words 'yufz xabrae'
An orc anti-paladin points at an orcish guard.

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An orc anti-paladin starts casting a spell.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
An orc anti-paladin completes his spell...
An orc anti-paladin utters the word 'pzrryufz'
An orc anti-paladin bursts into a flaming mass!!
You say in orc 'both sides been massing all over the place.'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'but nib gets parry, expert parry, block, expert block, dodge'

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You shrug helplessly.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'your ap just gets parry, dodge'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'i would have liked to seen how you tanked these zones lately given your choice of eq'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'i was thinking the other day actually'

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An orc anti-paladin starts casting a spell.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
An orc anti-paladin completes his spell...
An orc anti-paladin utters the words 'qare xabrae'
An orc anti-paladin points at an orcish guard.

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You say in orc 'cause im tired of healing like a maniac in zones and being in panic mode to keep everyone alive all the time'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You shrug helplessly.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'would have tanked it basically the same as always'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'yeah, last night was a long string of mistakes'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'noz was pissed.. so who knows if he will be back anytime soon..'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'laz is on vaca for a week and so is cerif'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You shrug helplessly.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'we knew they were coming too.. we saw the numbers..'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'and once we massed.. we fucked up and tried to get whole group back there instead of just looting like mad and running'

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You say in orc 'it was clusterfuck'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'but it happens.. such is life on duris i guess :P'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'noz is a shitty tank'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'and he does stupid shit'

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An orc anti-paladin starts casting a spell.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
An orc anti-paladin completes his spell...
An orc anti-paladin utters the word 'abrazak'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'like put me on autorescue'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'he thinks he's good'

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Nibafk says in orc 'but he's a freaking drow on a class that tanks by absorbing damage rather than mitigating it'

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You say in orc 'yeah that happens alot.. i spend zones healing between 2-3 tanks.. him lordoss and washur swap all over the place.. kills me'

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Autosaving...

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Nibafk says in orc 'washur's the only respectable tank there'

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Nibafk says in orc 'potentially'

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You say in orc 'but when you didnt come back.. we had to use what we had'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'well i think it was pretty clear i wasn't going to'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'after laz split my boots to noz'

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You say in orc 'if you had come back immidiately after wipe.. you would have gotten your shit back'

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Nibafk says in orc 'nope'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'that's what i thought'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'i logged out for 30 mins to go eat'

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Nibafk says in orc 'during which time they did brass'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'and laz gave my boots to noz'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'was when i decided i was done'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You shrug helplessly.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'see, i was under the impression we'd just go and do all the shit and everyone would get all the shit back that they had'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'once i saw it was a total redistribute'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'i felt even more fucked'

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You say in orc 'we've had them back since.. they would have went to you.. and they only did it to get a rise out of you i'd say'

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Nibafk says in orc 'no dude'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'i talked to laz about it'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'he said it wasn't personal and he just gave it to him because he was there for the zone'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'and noz was acting all like, i've got efreeti for you, we can make this work'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'and basically saying we'd share shit'
You shrug helplessly.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'we've had them back since and lost them again.. you would have gotten them again'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'i'm sure i would have'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'i mean i get it'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'in the long run i always get the stuff i want anyhow'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'it was the principle'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'i get it'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'and i felt fucked by certain teammates'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'and a god'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'i mean, not only do you eq wipe'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'but wipe my fucken ship'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'and all that time i spent getting automatons'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'what did that have to do with anything'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'why do you i spread my arti's over 3 characters this week.. cause im on call and cant feed them'

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Autosaving...

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You say in orc 'yeah the ships was annoying.. still kinda is.. since i have 0 frags still..'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'i had 4400 man'

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You say in orc 'and jov is helping them on seas '

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'plus morrigu jumped ship again'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'and 10k crews'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'saw that'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'big surprise there'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'kinda typical for him'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'yeah i didnt see why we let him play over here anyways.. kinda figured it was gonna happen.'

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You say in orc 'but thought.. hell you all let me in.. shrug we'll see what happens'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'my book.. fuck him.. but i dont lead and i dont rule.. so not up to me'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'i wont play with him anymore.. he comes back.. he can die by himself in my book'

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< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
An orc anti-paladin starts casting a spell.

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An orc anti-paladin completes his spell...
An orc anti-paladin utters the word 'abrazak'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'id like to see ya back again.. cause i know i healed less with you tanking.. but i see your side and it's up to you obviously'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'i dont have a problem with noz either.. he helps me alot with my toons'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You shrug helplessly.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'unlikely this wipe'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'yeah noz is helpful overall'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'yeah i wanted to see the wipe go longer than a year.. but at this point.. kinda hoping it's coming soon again really'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'rather switch and get a fresh start from the begining'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'not waste time on bad toons'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'probably do ceno to start to help with zones then make a small rogue'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'as my pet project'

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Autosaving...

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Nibafk says in orc 'say can't blame him for doing what he did, i mean i'd want my shit too if i were him'
You say in orc 'i should have went decay priest to start with over here'

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Nibafk says in orc 'but tbh, there's a far cry between our characters'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'yeah i see that.. the warrior skills boost nib alot more for sure'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'well that and i playstyle and game knowledge too'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'noz doesn't know how to utilize a drow'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'he's not very good at it'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You shrug helplessly.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'he rolls that and can't stop talking how op multis are because he sees me char doing what it does'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'i dont either apparently.. i dont care for my drow over orc at this point.. but there again it's all the healing spells i get with priest vs just blighter'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'blighter alone anymore is pretty weak'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'well drow antis aren't physical tanks'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'especially with changes'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'useful for blocking for other drows yes'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'and good for tanking spells'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You nod.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'but really their benefit is high int, devastating crit, power, and pulse'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'and shrug'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'at this point.. the game is going way of the hitter though'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'they aren't meant for tanking hitters'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'yeah and apparently that's the direction lohrr wants to go as far as i can see'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'well it's never really been about hitter vs caster, since hitters kill hitters too'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Autosaving...

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'my biggest disappointment from last night is i wanted crl touch for golis.. he's 56 able :('

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'somewhere along the lines ac and shit were made so easy that casters could facetank all hitters'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'to the point where people stopped trying to dodge bashes and takedowns etc'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
An orc anti-paladin starts casting a spell.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
An orc anti-paladin completes his spell...
An orc anti-paladin utters the word 'pzrryufz'
An orc anti-paladin bursts into a flaming mass!!

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'now tanks need to rescue first and bash second'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'it's not actually a bad change'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'the output itself might be a tad high'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'too easy to bash rip.. which was a problem ive seen all along though'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'much easier to bash rip'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'ALMOST ate it the other night on golim.. got out at 38 hps'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'that was 1 bash'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'actually one TRIP'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk nods.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'which i think needs dialed down'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'but consider'
You say in orc 'it last way too long'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'if he misses that trip'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'you'd prob kill him before he stands'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'no?'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'lol i wouldnt know.. ive NEVER seen him miss one yet'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
You say in orc 'and i was airformed.. and flying ... so thematically.. that really doesnt make sense to me :P'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Nibafk says in orc 'lurt's made him miss plenty :)'

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
A half-elf bard whispers something to Nibafk.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
A half-elf bard dances an amazing maneuver in battle, and trips up Nibafk!

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
A half-elf bard parries Nibafk's lunge at him.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
A half-elf bard's pierce grievously wounds Nibafk.
A half-elf bard stabs the heart of Nibafk who falls to the ground clutching at the wound.
Nibafk is dead! R.I.P.
Nibafk's death cry reverberates in your head as he falls to the ground.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
An orc anti-paladin suddenly attacks a half-elf bard!
A dark shroud encases an orc anti-paladin as he charges into battle.
An orc anti-paladin's decent punch wounds a half-elf bard.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
A half-elf bard avoids being bashed by an orcish guard, who loses his balance and falls.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
A half-elf bard's impressive pierce wounds an orc anti-paladin.
A half-elf bard's powerful pierce strikes an orc anti-paladin.
A half-elf bard's impressive pierce wounds an orc anti-paladin.
An orc anti-paladin dodges a half-elf bard's attack.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
A half-elf bard parries an orc anti-paladin's lunge at him.
A half-elf bard dodges an orc anti-paladin's attack.
A half-elf bard parries an orc anti-paladin's lunge at him.
An orc anti-paladin wields an orcish-forged blade.
An orc anti-paladin starts casting an offensive spell.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
A half-elf bard gives an order to his followers.
You feel your skill in dragon punch improving.
[Damage:  6 ] WHAP!  For a moment, you feel just like a dragon must as you punch a half-elf bard.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
< T: orcish TP: sta TC:few scratches E: a half-elf bard sta EP: few scratches >
 A half-elf bard dodges your futile attack.
PooF! a half-elf bard suddenly performs an evasive maneouver, quickling darting into the shadows!

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
An orc anti-paladin completes his spell...
An orc anti-paladin utters the words 'abrauztg gpahhzfuio uqzbarr'
An orc anti-paladin points at someone.
An orc anti-paladin's iceball shatters upon impacting a half-elf bard, rending flesh and sending blood flying.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
A half-elf bard's impressive pierce wounds an orc anti-paladin.
A half-elf bard's pierce wounds an orc anti-paladin.
An orc anti-paladin dodges a half-elf bard's attack.
An orc anti-paladin parries a half-elf bard's lunge at him.
An orc anti-paladin parries a half-elf bard's lunge at him.
A half-elf bard gives an order to his followers.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
A half-elf bard attempts to flee.
A half-elf bard leaves east.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
An orc anti-paladin starts casting a spell.

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
An orc anti-paladin completes his spell...
An orc anti-paladin utters the words 'ofzahzf wunsoeuio'
An orc anti-paladin shudders as an immense rush of life flows into his body!

< 193h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
Out of nowhere, a half-elf bard stabs you in the back.
OUCH!  That really did HURT!

< 121h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
< T: Golichat TP: sta TC: few wounds E: a half-elf bard sta EP:  small wounds >
 A half-elf bard spins out of the way and rolls back onto his feet as an orcish guard tries to knock him to the ground.
An orcish guard suddenly attacks a half-elf bard!
An orcish guard's punch wounds a half-elf bard.

< 121h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
< T: Golichat TP: sta TC: few wounds E: a half-elf bard sta EP:  small wounds >
 [Damage:  5 ] WHAP!  For a moment, you feel just like a dragon must as you punch a half-elf bard.

< 121h/193H 127v/127V Pos: standing >
< T: Golichat TP: sta TC: few wounds E: a half-elf bard sta EP:  small wounds >
 A half-elf bard's impressive pierce strikes you very hard.
A half-elf bard's powerful pierce seriously wounds you.
A half-elf bard's mighty pierce causes you to grimace in pain.
OUCH!  That really did HURT!
A half-elf bard's impressive pierce enshrouds you in a mist of blood.
A half-elf bard's pierce causes you to grimace in pain.
YIKES!  Another hit like that, and you've had it!!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A half-elf bard stabs you directly in the heart, killing you instantly.